cross-posted from: https://ponder.cat/post/952397

You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
84 points

Did you say “Jesus sex”?

permalink
report
parent
reply
36 points

Is this the second cumming?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points
Removed by mod
permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

WT ACTUAL F did I just see

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

That guy was called Longinus. His lance is legendary I hear

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Jesus Fucking Christ … literary!

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Not The Onion

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Community stats

  • 6.9K

    Monthly active users

  • 691

    Posts

  • 14K

    Comments

Community moderators