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on the first day* of christmas, techbros gave to me: a product that would unlaunch promptly!
*just imagine we are in a world line where the days of Christmas start today, I guess
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Skipping ahead a bit:
On the twelfth day of Christmas the techbros gave to me:
- 12 data centers
- 11 metaverses
- 10 whiny nazis
- 9 strictly worse trains
- 8 hallucinations
- 7 AI racists
- 6 busted unions
- 5 EN EFF TEEEEES
- 4 cyber cults
- 3 sex pests
- 2 crypto scams
And a bunch of bullshit backed by VCs.