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Anon prepares for a flood(sh.itjust.works)

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PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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Ah yes, who can forget Moses’s Ark

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Anon is a biblical scholar

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BenVimes@lemmy.ca
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They do seem to have half-assed it. Maybe they searched something like, “who built the ark in the Bible,” and ended up on the page for the Ark of the Covenant by mistake.

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Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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Obviously one the Top Men. He’s been to that big government warehouse.

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Blackout@kbin.run
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It was Jesus who sailed the ark of the covenant down the Nile with his Amen-team comprising of mad Moses, Abraham “faceman” Malone and Mr. T as they fought cobra commander and his army of atheists.

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