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the documents folder on the computer that Microsoft has in your house

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How much longer till Microsoft uses Windows computers across the world as a botnet. For working on it’s AI. Or some other bullshit.

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lmao its a matter of time before MS decides they need to DDoS someone so hard their data center explodes and they’ll be ready to do it

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Not sure if it’s still a thing but I remember they also used windows to distribute updates to other windows PCs in a bittorrent-like fashion.

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And you’ll have to pay them a subscription fee to do it. If you don’t pay, your computer is bricked.

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And how long before the come into your house, steal your stuff, and kick your dog?

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