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Pro tip, cut your onion in a well ventilated space. Like for example crack a window over the counter that you are cutting on, it will greatly reduce the effect, and it doesn’t even need to be wide open

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I’m not very acquainted with analogies so can you help me with understanding the software part of this?

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No matter what you do, crying is inevitable.

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…use Windows on an air-gapped PC to do all your software development? At least then hackers won’t steal your source and post your shameful code on the internet.

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