Also remember, things are newsworthy because they’re novel. US sees like 2 gun deaths per day and thousands due to insurance company malpractice, but this one death dominates newscycles.
Don’t get prison time by giving false information to the police. That’s a crime.
Yeah but I think a lot of guys look like him. It’s probably best that I call in every. single. one.
Anonymous tips are a thing. Call from a burner phone at a crowded bar, send an email from a temp mail site you accessed on public wifi using a laptop you bought that day from AliExpress that was shipped to a fake name and public addess that you then donate to goodwill. Create a mechanical pigeon out of scrap you find in the trash while wearing gloves whose entire purpose is to play an recorded message using a common AI voice tts that gets left outside a precinct by a bike courier that you paid in cash while wearing a mask.
Be the slop drama hero the media has trained you to be since birth.
Just gotta dress like the dude. Any passerby might make the connection and report it, it will be a dead end. That, and city cameras will have a hard time picking out anything from the myriad of false positives.
It ain’t false information for a passerby to report something they think is suspicious that isn’t. It ain’t false information to dress how you like.
The only real issue here is gait identification.