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Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn’t a double standard
Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know
Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it’s good
The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don’t roll like that bro
Me: (out loud) Okay
That guy is dickhead but ‘dragself’ goes hard, you should add it to your vocab lmao
Oh, drag has been using the first person reflexive for a long time now. Ironically, that transphobe was gendering drag correctly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md8nInMGhFY
I’m gonna be talking shit about you later, but I want to do it right. So why don’t you tell me your pronouns?
