E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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Right next to Vladimir Putin. Only wish I carried a gun or knife or something but we’re about to find out if an obese middle aged man can strangle to death an elderly Russian. Actually, let’s make it interesting, drop me maybe 10-15 ft above his head.

I know there are probably better things or at least less suicidal things i could do but it’s a chance to give my life meaning and the best I could think of.

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Just teleport inside him then. Telefrag his ass.

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If that works i guess. I’d hate there to be anti-clipping or something.

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Oh my God I fucking miss Unreal Tournament. Modern epic games sucks so so much.

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Actually, let’s make it interesting, drop me maybe 10-15 ft above his head.

I would predict success, martyrdom (75% chance) and impressive headlines. :D

If you could convince his bodyguards that the main computer of an alien spaceship sent you as a sick joke to prevent nuclear war, they might spare you for bargaining. Whether you’d be spared long enough for revolution to happen and get home - not sure.

As a practising anarchist, I would also volunteer, my everyday items even include several cans of pepper spray, a multitool and a heavy laptop with a detachable battery (to commit some battery).

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8 points

Wish fulfilled and you get teleported between two floors and your just stuck like Robin Williams in Jumanji

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Username checks out

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