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Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments(boingboing.net)

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Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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Seems like the sort of thing people should know about a central tenet of a pillar of their identity…

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the_joeba@lemmy.world
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But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…

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ours@lemmy.world
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The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.

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snooggums@midwest.social
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The lord didn’t take Red Lobster away.

Vulture capitalists did.

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Cethin@lemmy.zip
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More importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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As Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.

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tacosplease@lemmy.world
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No no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament.

realizes ten commandments are from the old testament

This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.

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