CAFE by GE for those who are wondering.

We are renovating our house including all new appliances. I have told my partner to make sure we get non smart appliances. This is why.

Yes I can setup a VLAN for it to be on but that’s not the point.

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More likely to be bidets.

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AI will analyse video of dirty bums and generate the exact pressure and aim required to get them clean.

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For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.

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You’re supposed to use water and your hand to wipe.

Some people are so gross

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Lol I hope you are right. Or else I will have to make sure the Internet is working before going to washroom.

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This is from 10yrs ago. Adult Swim joke skit.

https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

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And no one took their idea to the market yet. Shame on those large companies

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