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My purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.

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Why would you wish that upon them?

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There’s nothing better then a good poop.

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It’s a solved problem: metamucil.

Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.

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