A man jailed for fo[u]r years claims he is still a good dad despite offering his son cocaine and trying to get him to have sex with a 26-year-old prostitute.

“Don’t be a p[u]ssy” the man told his son after he organised for two sex workers to visit a hotel in Bromley, Greater London. The young lad, who cannot be named, bravely told his dad “I’m f***ing 13, that’s ridiculous” when he was offered a line of cocaine.

At his sentencing hearing, the man told Croydon Crown Court he is a great father, despite appearing to have some weird and very skewed views on what is good parenting. "I’m a good father,” he insisted, after he pleaded guilty to arranging for a child to engage in sexual activity as well as offering to supply cocaine.

He told the court: "I might not look like it in your eyes. It was only because he was feeling down because he’d broken up with his girlfriend and he said he’d done all that stuff before.

He added: “So the brass sucked his p****. Job done. Whatever.”

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Best dad ever (but only from the point of view of the 13 year old boy)

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Not even the lad thought this was a good idea.

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… his father paid a woman to sexually assault him and pressured his son to concede. He’s 13 years old. That’s sexual assault no matter the circumstances. His father is fucking sick and should be in prison.

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No shit. Should’ve known someone would get rattled by a dumb joke.

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The joke is that boys/men like being sexually assaulted.

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Can you explain your joke to me?

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The article clearly states the kid was not amused, so the joke part of your comment does not exist.

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He is:

The judge sentenced him to four years in prison for arranging a child sex offence.

The dad will be subject to sex offence notification requirements for life and was given a 10-year SHPO.

And won’t be allowed unsupervised contact with children for ten years.

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Out of interest, what does UK law have to say about the sex workers in this case? Where I live age of consent is 16, but I believe it’s a defence to have reasonably believed they were over that age. However that defence can only be used to a certain point. I forget if it’s 14 or 12.

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