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3 points

1 month ago

Imagine thinking that telling someone they have a life and sleep sometimes is a burn 💀

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP

1 point

1 month ago

if you had a life you would’ve just moved on

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1 point

1 month ago

No, you’re right. The Lemmy unread inbox doesn’t exist, so there is no way I’d be reminded of what people told me 💀

God you’re just trying so hard 😔

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP

0 points

1 month ago

still replying, just can’t help yourself can you 😂

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0 points

1 month ago

Why wouldn’t I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don’t poop or something?

How embarrassing for you 🫢

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP

0 points

1 month ago

I suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.

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1 point

1 month ago

No, you’re right. People with lives don’t know how to use toilets.

You’d make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar’s Inside Out. You’re trying so hard for these zingers but there’s just nobody home in there.

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