It’s bird flu

I paid 2.45 which is basically what it was in 2019. I legit don’t even understand where this narrative comes from. Yeah eggs got expensive like 2 years ago. They got better.

I thought the maggots were the preferred breakfast of dead champions? Or was it MAGAts…?

<insert “transition to greatness” tweet out of context here>

I guess you gotta break a few eggs’ civil rights before you can make a fascist omelet

Ah, yes. ✨Slavery.✨

Wow, I’d love to be able to afford my own egg.

Make trans people cheaper? I agree, they should have access to affirmation care