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Anon tries programming in Java(lemmy.world)

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taladar@sh.itjust.works
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They forgot to mention that production Java applications apparently need to log a certain minimum number of completely meaningless stacktraces per hour to work properly. Or at least I assume that is the case from the fact that all of them do that.

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HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works
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Best with an old and vulnerable log4j on a Windows log server.

We don’t know what’ll happen if we update. And we don’t know if the dude who coded it will answer our calls. YOLO!

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superkret@feddit.org
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At that point, just kill the VM the app is running on and deal with the fallout.

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