Rogers then decides to abandon his Captain America identity,

Right… because we can’t actually have these “supers” actually do anything about that, can we? After all… America is untouchable. It’s just too exceptional, right?

he even trips over his own cape at one point.

Didn’t that happen while Cap was saving a billionaire parasite oil tycoon? Yeah… I can just feel Cap’s “antifascist” cred rising as we speak. I guess this is the true face of those (supposed) “ideals” Cap was going on about, right?

Just for interest’s sake… did you happen to see Cap offing any fascists in Nicaragua in the 80s? Or does Cap mysteriously forget to show up when the fascists are bankrolled by the CIA?