I used to watch him on derrickcomedy.com
My friends and I still love to quote those. My friend Brian pretty much always walks into a room with “Hey everybody! I’m the new kid - my name’s Brian! I like to Skateboard!”
Whenever I want to say something is cool, I have to complete the whole phase of “cool, alright. C-c-cool, alright, kick it.” But if I’m being sarcastic about the thing being cool, I will say the first part but then continue on to say “ki-ki-kicks my mom”.