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61 points
“is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours”
Fuck, is this why I’m on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn’t Liberal Media™ converted me yet like I was promised it would!?
22 points
Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you’re entirely straight.
19 points
You would think, but I just don’t have any taste in boys*
*except for monsters, I’d fuck a monster in an instant
16 points
