I’m ready to wake up from this fever dream and return to 2014 or whenever it really is. How are all you figments doing?
P̵̨̲̪̹̫̯͑̈͗ͅl̶̹͍͍̃̾̊̅̓͝e̷͖̰̙͍̺͍̭͈̘͠ḁ̵̧̛̲̩̱̭͍̯͚̐̈̄̏͆͑͑͐͗͘͝s̸͖̼̈̀͜ͅë̴̡̢͉̺̹͉̌̅̐͗͐̄̈́̆ ̵̲̥̯̬͔̙̹͐́͆̋̈́͂̃̈̓̇͠͝ẁ̶͙̩̝̤̼̜̠͓̥̆̂̊͛̃̒͐̌̓̔̚̚ą̴̌̇̾̇̂̎ķ̵̥̼̦̣̬̀̒͛̉̂̓͗̉̀̎̈́̽̕e̶̪̅͊̉ ̴̧̛̝͔̺͍͔̱̘͖̼̥̳̾̎̂̆̈́̚͝ų̴̧̰̩̰̳̣̤̈́̈̍̃͐̊̈̒̋̚͜͝p̶̧͇͔̝̗̤̟̪̫̍̉͐͒͛̋̈̊͘̕͜͝,̵̢̢̡̩͇͉̥̱͈̬͉̖̻̈́ ̵̨̛̍̿͑͑͆̓́w̶̢͕̼̙̻̤͍̖͊̒ë̴̡͍͎̝͓͎̠̫̹̺̓̉͒̑̌͝ ̸̢̮̝̗̼̬͖̬̈͗̾͆̑̈́͗͘͝ͅm̷̤̬̰̈́́̈́͛͌̅́͜ͅį̶̢̛̟̰͙͉̳͓̤̳̓̿̂͛̋̓͊̀̕s̷̢͖̫̰̩̮̞̺̳̣̆͋̃̔̎̍̍̀̈́̑̀͆͝ṣ̶̡͎̣̤̟͎̾̄͑͐̉̄̑̿͂̕͠ ̶̨̘͉̬̮͚̲̖̊̅̈́̎̏̒̒̋͜y̶͖̩͕̬̥̱͖̜̻̓̎͌o̶͔̲̭͔̼̭̯͚͈̹̜͌̒̒͑̂͋͐̆̅͆̊̕͠u̵̘̫̩̓̇͂͆͋̆͊̾̈́͗̏̂͜
Darn, now I know that isn’t a real message from the outside, nobody misses me.
A̵̱͓̤͚͍͖͔̅̀̓̑̽̌͛̏̓̇͝r̸̨̛̰͖̲̟͍̍͑́͠e̵̞̥̫̙̯̓͐͝ ̶͕̝̻͓̺͙͑̌̚͠ͅͅy̴̜̫̤̮̋o̴̧̜̬͙͙͖̊̃̄́̅͗͛̐̆̑̈́͠u̶̬̹̱̩͚̮̹̪͊̓̔̏ͅ ̸̨̡͍͚̼̟̻͈̣̲̱̈̐̐͒̄̕ͅs̵̤̽̈́̉̒̊̋u̸̢͉̩̣͈̙̼̘̘̥͎͕̎̄̾͗̇̕r̴̠͎̿͆̋̏e̶̖͖̱̮͈͉̥̭̺̺̗̋͋͌̏͒̓̓̽̚̕͜͝ ̶̭̼͖̝̫̭̭̖̣̞̗̜͂̀̐͛̍̒̈̚t̶̲̬̺͇͕̺͙͔͓̫͔̤̺̿̄̓̈͌̈́̕͠ḩ̶̺͓̱͚̥̓ȁ̶̡̳̟̞̠̀̇̆̀̉̒̈́͂̌̑t̴̥̥͍̠̖̠͍͇̰́́̀̈́͋̑͗͗͘’̸̢̨̤͖̱̭̰̠̻̓͜ͅͅs̸̡̡̘̱̘̭̜͉̓̈́͐͋͋͌ͅ ̶͖̖͗̑̐̐͗̌͐n̷̳͉͔͙̒̏͛̉̚̚͠͝ơ̸͚̤̤̯̥̤̪͖̰̝̦͖̈́͑͛̎͆̚͜͠͝t̵̖̠̘͚̯̲̝͇̭͕̮̖̅́͒̏̊̀̌͂͝ ̷̹̼͚͕͂̎̓̽̐̔t̶̫͕̻̠̣͝h̵̨̹̱̻̐͐̑̈́͂̕͝e̵͇͕̿ ̴̺̤͓̜̖̫̙͐̋̂̆͊̔̓̿̾̂͝͠ͅd̴̢̬̰͔̞̬͓̣͍̈́̽̎͠r̸̢̘̝̻̲̥̻̞̖̝̖͚̅̄͋͜e̶̢̫̹̞͓̮̭̬̟̯͓͇̍̉̏̍̐͂͂̊͘̕ȁ̴̩͙̠̟͈̲̗̝͋̔̉̾̾̏͘m̴̡̨̧̭̳̬̠̬̂̀̀ ̶̢̛̲̞̻̈͋̎̊͗̎̈̌̋͝ţ̷̳̱̳̗͝a̶͉̼̫͉̫̺̼̍͌̀̊̇̈́ͅl̴̨̤̣̯̲̠͙̝̬̳̥̒͌̊k̷̡̲̩̭̖̬̳͗͜ī̵̮̤̋ň̵̢͕̗̞̜͓͔̽͗̂̂̍͛̊̑̽̊g̴̙͍̭̟̼̔̐̂͗̏̋̂̕͜?̴͉̤̥͔̯͆́̎̎̋͊̃͘͠͝
The Mayans were right. The world ended in 2012 and we’re actually in hell.
If the Mayans were right, guess that would mean we’re probably in Xibalbá.
