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Anon gets hit by a car(sh.itjust.works)

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S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I knew it was a dream when he mentioned he brought a house…

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degen@midwest.social
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As soon as I read “my wife” instead of “she”, I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex

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TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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knew it wasn’t real when she didn’t get arrested

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Fester@lemm.ee
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Guy sued her for whiplash, but it turns out the girl’s dad is the mayor of a nearby medium-sized city and they settled the lawsuit to keep the whole thing quiet. They spent the money on a house and still had a modest safety net leftover. In the dream, I mean.

In real life, the mayor cashed in on a favor from the DA and the police faked the accident reports. Guy is facing a manslaughter charge and prison time.

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