Translation:
Cat: Do you have cat?
Girl: No
Cat: Now you have one!
Girl: And that’s how I got a cat.
19 points
That’s delightful.
I imagine his origin story, as an alley cat talking to another alley cat:
“Those house cats have it so nice. I wish I could have that.”
“Bro. Just pick a human. They’re push-overs.”
“Seriously?”
“Yeah. You just wait for their door to open and then pick your spot in the couch.”
“That easy?!”
“It’s that easy.”
“I’m gonna do it.”
17 points
You’re not far off the mark. One tomcat I had once brought with him a new cat, a girl I hadn’t seen before. He shared his food with her and now she lives here as well.
14 points
7 points