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Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!

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Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

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As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.

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8 points

Because they are wise in the ways of the world.

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7 points

Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.

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If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

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Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!

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3 points

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

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4 points

I love how this entire comment chain went lol

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4 points

The Fediverse is so fun!!!

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3 points

Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.

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