I almost made it to Best Buy checkout with a Logitech mouse that would’ve been perfect for my needs and preferences, but two Apple hitmen came out from nowhere, intercepted me, pointed a gun at my head, and frogmarched me back to the Apple section. Now I’m forced to use this fucking Magic Mouse. Fuck you Apple.

I would argue that getting all twisted up about something so inconsequential is stupid and petty.

You’re changing your whole workflow to bend to their will.

No, you’re plugging it in for 10 minutes if you somehow manage to forget to leave it plugged in overnight once in a while.