You should see me write in my home-town dialect, its Umlaute all the way down:

natürläch, mä muess ds End UND der Nether 2x besiegä, um netheride z machä…

naturally, one has to defeat the end AND the nether 2x to make Netherite…

The discussion being between me and a friend, who misunderstood how one of the new minecraft things worked

wait ill search for a more umlaut-one

wöu i wirdä wouh uf ändi Jahr mi gross PC oh uf Linux änderä, u frage mi öbi immerno Ubuntu, odr vilech doch öbbis wi Mint odr soo sötti bruuchä. […]

Because I will probably, towards end of the year, change my big PC too to Linux. I’m just questioning wether I should still use Ubuntu, or maybe change to using Mint or such. […]

There are some horrible words with like two ä’s behind one-another and another just yonder of the consonant

Notable Mentions: är hüület ; he’s crying (bawling his eyes out).
Schlööf ; ice-skates.
aaöödä ; to bore someone and the necessery: Chuchichästli, which I will let you decipher on your own.

anyways much fun, good luck trying to pronounce any of it.