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I was kind of thinking along the same lines. But to be truly ironclad, would you need a genie lawyer? Like not a lawyer who specialized in Genie Law, but an actual genie?

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This is why I hire my attorneys from Avernus. Don’t nobody got lawyers like Hell has lawyers. If you’re trying to pull one over on a genie, you’re going to need either devils or fae. And the devils are more likely to respect their contract, including any loopholes you manage to find in it.

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