A shitpost about languages that generate CVEs

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I’m sure there are projects covering those areas written in JavaScript.

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Oh gawd. That would be so horrible! Is there a project o compile JavaScript to bytecode? With like LLVM? There must be, but I haven’t heard of it. I shouldn’t even say anything because I will be better off pretending it doesn’t exist.

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Just bundle a JavaScript interpreter with the JavaScript code. No need to compile JavaScript.

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Just because you can doesn’t mean you should and i hope that is not a thing

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