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Kevin Bacon Dons Elaborate Disguise To Experience Life As Non-Famous Person, Concludes “This Sucks”(deadline.com)

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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If I suck your dick it’s almost like I sucked Kevin Bacon’s dick

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krashmo@lemmy.world
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That’s beautiful

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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It brings a tear to my eye

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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Pretty sure dick shouldn’t smell like that. Maybe mention it so they can get a trip to planned parenthood, you know. Get it checked out.

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The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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That’s what I keep telling people

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