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I’m sorry anon but they probably were gonna bully you regardless

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It’s Anon’s parents fault for not teaching him how to deal with bullies.
You should talk to them and explain that what they are doing hurts your feelings!
Yeah no, fuck up the next guy who calls you ass-worm, bite and scratch if you can’t knock them down, make sure they remember that fucking with you bears consequences. Push a stick to their asses while you scream “ass-worm, huh?!”

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Yup. Took my kids to an anti-bullying session at the local karate school, and while their presentation was a bit more mild, it had the same impact. Basically:

  1. fists up and be loud
  2. block any attacks and push them back while also being loud
  3. (implied) if they don’t stop, let 'em have it (they taught some kicks)

This applies as well if you see someone else getting bullied. The main goal here is to scare the crap out of them so they leave you alone.

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You okay bud

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Hit the gym until they no longer dare to bully you

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