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I put on my robe and wizard hat

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You don the flappy body bindings and the pointy cranium cover you looted from the evil wizard you killed a while back. They’re still as comfortable as the day you wiped the blood off them, and they imbue you with a sense of power and a strange urge to rudely prank people and commit mass slaughter.

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I read this in Amelia Tyler’s voice.

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12 points

Not you again!

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I cast Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite…

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