Our current population has emotional breakdowns when told they have to wear a mask to keep old people from dying. I am not at all confident that we will ever reach the same level of energy that led to organized, cohesive revolution and war unless some outside power starts taking away people’s internet and pizza rolls.

In 1776 Americans went to war with England to preserve slavery in the colonies … fixed that for you.

To be fair, who the fuck goes up against the American army‽