You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
62 points

“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points
*

As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy. They shouldn’t allow CNAs to do digital disimpaction. In some places even RNs aren’t allowed to do it, only providers.

Edit: looked it up and it gets so dumb that some MDs will consult surgery to do a digital disimpaction in teaching hospitals, lol.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Eh, they were definitely lazy lol.

It wasn’t unusual though. I don’t think I ever saw an RN do one.

One nursing home had us doing foleys, and I’ve started IVs and other stuff that was absolutely not supposed to be done by CNAs.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Be brave and reach in.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Science Memes

!science_memes@mander.xyz

Create post

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don’t throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

Community stats

  • 8.5K

    Monthly active users

  • 3.2K

    Posts

  • 51K

    Comments