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If you think that’s mad, your balls can taste spice! You can test this yourself by pouring hot sauce all over your genitals.

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For uncut dudes, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back. You gotta hit that mucus membrane with some capsaicin.

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Is that why bengay tastes like balls?

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No, his balls just tasted like bengay and you developed a learned association.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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ಠ_ಠ

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