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Anon has a back injury(sh.itjust.works)

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bamfic@lemmy.world
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Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your own dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.

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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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I’m not jealous. You are!

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ameancow@lemmy.world
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For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn’t have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.

“It’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.”

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VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.

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ameancow@lemmy.world
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Hey, aim for the moon, if you miss you still hit the stars! Or something.

Just please, please take it slow and stretch a LOT and don’t force it, you can seriously maim your back if you force it. There’s probably some yoga exercises you can look up online.

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bamfic@lemmy.world
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Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.

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And009@reddthat.com
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Pairs well with a choking fetish

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