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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

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schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don’t feel I am missing out on anything.

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TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.

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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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I wonder if that’s actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven’t heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror…

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Running_Out_Of_Plans@sh.itjust.works
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Gay trans woman here. Queer people absolutely can get turned on by our own naked bodies. I have first hand experience.

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I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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Let me present you gym bros. I also recall someone back in high school who said he masturbated looking at his own ass in the mirror.

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assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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I wasn’t the one who did it, and it didn’t keep him from licking other dogs…

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Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com
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They say it’s more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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Sounds like a win-win in my book.

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🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
8 points

It’s about fifty fifty.

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Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say…

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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

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basmati@lemmus.org
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You shouldn’t get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Yeah, they can’t make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it’s just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.

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rovingnothing29@lemmy.world
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I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

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