Ladies and gentlemen, I can now confirm the existence of machines that make severe hurricanes more frequent and likely in Florida! šŸ¤Æ

I know itā€™s tough to believe, but bear with me!

Even more shocking, the US government has known about these machines and their impact on hurricanes for decades!

Yet both Republicans and Democrats have spent billions of taxpayer dollars to encourage their use, following intense lobbying from vested interests.

Turns out itā€™s not as simple as directly changing the weather.

But by emitting an invisible toxic gas (called ā€œcarbon dioxideā€) into the atmosphere, the use of these machines has raised atmospheric temperatures globally.

This not only leads to more frequent and severe hurricanes, but also affects bushfires, floods, droughts, and cyclones.

I know itā€™s tough to believe, but Iā€™ve seen these machines with my own eyes.

Theyā€™re called ā€œcarsā€.

And ā€œcoal power plantsā€.

At this point, youā€™re probably rolling your eyes šŸ™„

ā€œBut AJ, thatā€™s not a conspiracy, thatā€™s climate change.ā€

Well, it turns out the truth is far more outrageous than any space laser conspiracy.

#ClimateCrisis #ClimateChange @fuck_cars #FuckCars #Urbanism

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Was this originally a Mastodon post? Iā€™m asking because of all the hashtags

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Yes.

(if it didnā€™t already have it, Lemmy would fed this out with a ā€˜fuckcarsā€™ hashtag, so itā€™s not like you guys are completely free of all this hashtag malarkey).

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@andrew_s @JackGreenEarth And tags still help things spread further regardless of the federated service they start on.

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Love a bit of 'astodon

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