I find it hilarious that not even 1/100 of my posts are about tankies, and the few that are are almost always in response to tankies, yet my name comes up so often amongst tankies and their apologists.

You’re chronically online (nearly 12k comments and posts in a year. 30+/day. Go outside FFS)

Oh no. I make 30+ comments a day. I can’t believe I might spend up to an hour per day on here. Maybe even two. How horrible. I’ll be sure to replace my broken body so I can take up a Real Man’s Hobby™, like sports.