Coming soon*: the thing we already said was coming soon, only worse in every way! No steering wheel! No charging port! One seat for you and one seat for your faceless robot “friend”!
Wait wait where are you going investors?! We have also designed a worse bus!
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That disclaimer looks hilariously terrible, but it’s pretty standard. For all his bluster about the SEC, Musk speaks securities law compliant hype fluently. Listen closely and you’ll notice all his future hype statements are carefully hedged and thoroughly fall within the bounds of “forward looking statement”.