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I know im a big nerd but "Musk also presented the Optimus robot, your plastic pal who’s fun to be with — “your own personal R2-D2, C-3PO!”.

Why would I need an astromech droid Musk? At least a GNK droid provides power. Stupid sexy gonk droid.

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25 points

Don’t have much use for a protocol droid either.

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What I really need is a droid who speaks the binary language of moisture vaporators.

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7 points

I need one with a sleeve mount that can dirty talk.

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i believe @self is writing one in Nix

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We have a protocol droid at home, it’s called curl.

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Considering the important parts of that, aka the languages can be done by your phone sure. But it would at least have a minimal use. R2 d2 needs special attachments to serve drinks.

The cybertray, competitively priced at 4000$ and the reported risk of it breaking when wet is fairly minimal.

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