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In which Harry investigates a mysterious semaphore! He gets to the top of the tower, and finds an old man, tending a small fire!
“No news, mate. Got some dickweed for my pipe?”
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Please tell me “dickweed” isn’t an actual thing in the Harry Potter universe?
It sounds exactly like the type of boorish, nonsense terms Rowling thinks are so clever.
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