Just bought a pineapple for the first time. Checked a few videos and posts on internet to see how I am supposed to cut it up, everyone said to throw the core away or use it in a smoothie at best. Even my mom said to throw it away.
Anyway, I tried to eat a small amount of it, and then ate the entire core. Itâs pretty edible, feels like throwing out pizza crust.
Much more chewable than celeriac. Though I would label it as âDental floss mandatoryâ type of food, but so is anything with poppy seeds.
So how do you use it? Do you eat it, throw it out, something else?
They wonât be able to identify what is making the pizza so delicious but theyâll absolutely love it.
âŠand then you tell them itâs pineapple, right? What an evil plan, I love it!
Or just let them believe you to be a pizza genius. Start to give them pizza hits as and when they need them. Sell pizza in small baggies by the ounce. Make your fortune. Buy a yacht. sail the seas. Become a pirate. Find some gold. Share it among your crew. Realise later itâs cursed. Track down every last coin but one. Find the last one with some chick. Kidnap her. End up fighting an old foe. Die an old but very satiated pirate.
