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I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said “I wish you would shut the fuck up.” And she responded by biting my knee.
I was like, “yeah ok, I deserved that one.”
25 points
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My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he’s sleeping or doing a social roll.
If he’s awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.
8 points