No they’re right, they literally just run and jump underwater
Yet despite all these adaptations for life in the water, hippos can’t swim—they can’t even float! Their bodies are far too dense to float, so they move around by pushing off from the bottom of the river or simply walking along the riverbed in a slow-motion gallop, lightly touching the bottom with their toes, which are slightly webbed, like aquatic ballet dancers.
https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/hippo
Honestly that’s scarier to me
Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack
Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts
Oh certainly, they’ll fuck you up way more readily and viscerally than a horse ever would, I just always wondered about the logic of their name.
