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Anon shares his dating preferences(sh.itjust.works)

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Rekorse@sh.itjust.works
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Its also fake. I could rewrite the ending.

“Friends GF laughs uncontrollably at my list of dealbreakers, as she’s drunk and at a bar, not sober at a coffee shop”

“Friends gf proceeds to go around the bar posing my list to every woman, and eventually also all the men, hysterically laughing the whole time while I try to hide by the jukebox.”

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Mercuri@lemmy.world
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That friend? Albert Einstein.

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Rekorse@sh.itjust.works
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That Einstein was a handful!

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