cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17911181

It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

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For others wondering: in his book he admitted to fucking a rubber glove that was stuck in the couch somehow.

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