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107 points

It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.

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79 points

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

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22 points

We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.

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5 points

In 10 yearls you’ll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.

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You won’t even need to heat the noodles up; they’re ready to eat right from the pouch.

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3 points

“Ham Noodle” just sounds wrong

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2 points

Judging by the url, they’re noodles designed to boost your ham. Which is probably worth it to someone. I suppose.

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I… kinda wanna try it

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