BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become “big” went unfulfilled for the 4,000th day straight, confirmed sources who learned about this news against their will.

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He also sued the department store with the giant foot piano because he messed up Heart & Soul in front of other people.

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Does he even know what music is?

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