Now you’re speaking my language, come and shake my hand… actually, nevermind.

Not much is going to get better in 12 seconds.

take your time with it. make that shit special.

And if you use your imagination, it’s more eco-friendly.

Come to think of it, unless you’re doing something that requires fewer calories, other activities would likely have a bigger carbon footprint.

brb, taking a break from the internet to help the environment.