Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

posted 2 days ago

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they’re very good at it.

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14 hours ago

I love that joke. There was no chance I’d be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I’m glad someone did, at least.

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