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“Why did you join the Army?”
“Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
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These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
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