Nab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.

No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I’m so down.

that’s called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy

I would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing.

But we have to prioritize here, if it can’t fuck there’s no point, throw it in the trash.

I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.

Sign me up for a house-bot. I’m so tired by the time I get home from work that I’d love a robot to do all the chores for me.

I’ve seen this in Detroit: Become Human.